wet willey

Very much like a screaming pelican, while a man is having sexual intercourse with a woman on the beach, he will retract his penis and put it in the water and wrap it in algae. He will then continue to come back to the female and put his penis back inside of her after he has rubbed it in the sand.

I heard he gave her a hard wet willey last week at the beach.

by DjPD9 December 17, 2010

shitty wet willy

you wet your finger in your mouth, then scoop your butt hole, then stick it in a friends ear

I gave her a shitty wet willy

by justin mackay,justice mitchell December 31, 2021

reverse wet willy

you stick your finger in your ear then put in someones mouth when they are not paying attention

i gave that bitch a reverse wet willy when she was looking the other way

by goodbyehalloween December 14, 2008

roman wet willy

When you take old pudding and put it in another’s ear and come back later and lick it out.

dude danny gave me a roman wet willy last night i had the hershey squirts

by BadLuckBarney December 12, 2016

wet willy

a prank in which the prankster licks/spits on his finger, sticks it in the victims ear hole and then turns it round and round.

"i gave that asshole a wet will"
"that asshole gave me a wet willy"

by the_jinx April 1, 2003

Aploski Wet Willy

A Russian sexual act by nature (fetish) the 'Aploski Wet Willy' is when a male masturbates into a sexual partners ear to the point of ejaculation into ones ear canal.

Person 1: Hey man! Gave your girlfriend the Aploski Wet Willy yesterday!
Person 2: Knew I could count on you!

by NotGemstar November 21, 2018

Wet Willy

When one wets a finger generally the pinky usually by covering in saliva then inserts into somebodys earhole and spins eraticly causing overall discomfort in order to wreak havoc or humiliate.

Caley:"Dude i was making out with some chick last night and Zacc gave me a wet willy!"
Sam:"Oh real? Dude that sucks"

by Sam .B June 8, 2007