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shitty wet willy 

you wet your finger in your mouth, then scoop your butt hole, then stick it in a friends ear

reverse wet willy

you stick your finger in your ear then put in someones mouth when they are not paying attention
i gave that bitch a reverse wet willy when she was looking the other way
reverse wet willy by goodbyehalloween December 14, 2008

roman wet willy 

When you take old pudding and put it in another’s ear and come back later and lick it out.
dude danny gave me a roman wet willy last night i had the hershey squirts
roman wet willy by BadLuckBarney December 12, 2016

wet willy 

a prank in which the prankster licks/spits on his finger, sticks it in the victims ear hole and then turns it round and round.
"i gave that asshole a wet will"
"that asshole gave me a wet willy"
wet willy by the_jinx April 1, 2003

Aploski Wet Willy 

A Russian sexual act by nature (fetish) the 'Aploski Wet Willy' is when a male masturbates into a sexual partners ear to the point of ejaculation into ones ear canal.
Person 1: Hey man! Gave your girlfriend the Aploski Wet Willy yesterday!
Person 2: Knew I could count on you!
Aploski Wet Willy by NotGemstar November 21, 2018

Wet Willy 

When one wets a finger generally the pinky usually by covering in saliva then inserts into somebodys earhole and spins eraticly causing overall discomfort in order to wreak havoc or humiliate.
Caley:"Dude i was making out with some chick last night and Zacc gave me a wet willy!"
Sam:"Oh real? Dude that sucks"
Wet Willy by Sam .B June 8, 2007
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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