Westlake High School

Westlake High School can be defined in 3 words: Arabic, juuls and Eik. Westlake is full of overprivelaged white kids who like to say they grew up in "Cleveland", despite Westlake being an upper-class generally white populated city. Everyone in it has no intellectual gifts to offer other than a stark few, Westlake is famous for it's parties being thrown by super snotty rich kids who break into their parents liquor cabinet because that's the cool thing to do. And end up burning the house down (yes this actually happened). All-in-all Westlake is a great place to raise kids, so long as you want them to grow up to be Juul smoking, Law breaking, assholes who would literally almost kill someone in a bathroom because that's the cool thing to do.

Man I love Westlake high school, Ah shit! A car full of Arabs, get inside before the sandstorm hits.

Westlake High School by NewYorker901 October 23, 2018

Westlake High School

There’s always that one kid who is bumping Russ obnoxiously through the halls with his loud ass speakers in his Fendi backpack. A concerningly large amount of Indians and Arabs check themselves out in the bathroom mirror at a consistent rate of at least 60 times a day. The common Westlake kid tends to vape and then race home to brag to his little brother about his otherworldly experience. There’s a lot of one syllable names like Kyle or Cole within the area and they either surf at 4 AM on schooldays and flex it on their snap or post soundcloud links of their shitty rapper friends on their private instagrams.

A Westlake High School Convo
Non Westlake Guy: Hello, can you tell me about this city, I just moved.
Westlake Guy: Dude, have you heard the new Russ album? it’s literally one heck of a heap
Non Westlake Guy: Uhhh I just want some info regarding the city
Westlake Guy: Bro Russ is literally so fire, here have one of my headphones
Non Westlake Guy: I’d rather...
*Westlake Guy abruptly sticks headphone in ear

Westlake Guy: You’re welcome for enlightening your world
Non-Westlake Guy: Runs into the middle of the street and gets hit by a car falling to a brutal death, but eternal happiness as his ears no longer work

Westlake High School by StefanEdwards March 19, 2019

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westlake high school ny

the most retarded school i have ever seen. literally everyone here fails or is on the verge of failing their classes. almost everyone here says and does the most stupidest shit as well

everyone here smells like complete fucking garbage. i am convinced no one here showers, or even puts on fucking deodorant or cologne and perfume.

almost everyone here either does drugs or drinks or both and people literally fuck in stairwells

almost no diversity, everyone here is either italian, albanian, or irish with a couple of portuguese and croatian people.

danny: hey, why do you fucking smell so bad?
jacob: because i go to westlake high school ny

westlake high school ny by wheremysuperkah00t April 2, 2021

Westlake High School Thornwood

Filled with alcoholics and potheads.

oh he goes to westlake high school thornwood... what a pothead

Westlake High School Thornwood by MGxTh0T November 12, 2019

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Westlake girls high school

A girl only school full of lesbians, also known as leslake high.

Girls there tropically bring cucumber or all sort of shit that they can use to shove in their _____.

The school is full of red-necks racist white trash, including teachers who will join in to bully international kids.

Girl: Hi I am from Westlake girls high school.

Other guys: Sorry, I don't speak lesbian.

Westlake girls high school by Meme.skillz March 13, 2019

funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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