wer

Abbreviation for whatever. Used perhaps because the keys are in that order on the keyboard.

- Dude i'm going to get to see my dad i met only when I was born.
- wer. im sleeping

by Simon July 1, 2006

wer

Abbreviation for weiner. Used as a greeting towards friends or as an insult to someone (typically male) disliked or acting like an idiot.

1. Hey wer!
2. That dude has no clue, what a wer.

by refinedrice January 19, 2010

Joes Wer

Joes Wer is a very responsible boy. Very fair with everything he does. Solidarity in the face of so many complicated situations. Perfect eyes and lips.

Joes Wer

by Joes Wer November 22, 2021

Shit-wer

Taking a shit while you run the shower so people don't hear anything while you shit.

"Don't walk in, I'm about to take a shit-wer."

by Bobbyhill666 February 27, 2017

The Matt Werring

Probably the rowdiest person you will ever meet. A man among men that backs down to no challenge. More than likely will bang your girlfriend then take your mother home in the same night as well as stop by your sisters place.

Man I wish I was The Matt Werring!!

by AllAmericanGing December 3, 2016

Wer's your trusers?!

A phrase used when one is wanting to be asking were a beings trousers are. Its said in a scottish accent and loudly. Personally use it as a pick-up line.....Im single..

Wer's your trusers?! Of all the days ya had to wear your wee little y-fronts why today? Get some trusers man!!!

by Romicus November 6, 2006

Wer das liest ist dumm

A german saying of sportsmanship. it's hard to directly translate, but the rough meaning is: "Whoever i may face, i give you my respect, as not doing so would be stupid"

Manuel neuer: "Wer das liest ist dumm!"
Mario götze: thank you, you too!

by Herbert Gröhnemeier November 12, 2022