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wench'd

To get owned, but by an especially wench like, or lame, person.
Damn, that nub wench'd me.
by SpillZ March 12, 2004
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Wench Dickhead

1. NOUN. A stupid woman using no logic in her thoughts, words, ideas, or actions.

2. ADJECTIVE. Used to describe a women's thoughts which are devoid of any logic.

ORIGIN: One night, my family brought up how bad the movie "The Blair Witch Project" was. My mom said," The lady's at work said it was good..." "Yeah, you and your WENCH...(PAUSES AND LOOKS AROUND SEARCHING FOR A WORD) DICKHEAD ladies at work..." Added my dad.
EX. 1) Nikki let Karissa go home early from work at the dinner, but Nikki told Karissa she could leave like 7 minutes after her parents had finished eating and left the restaurant, and Nikki KNEW Karissa's parents were there...so Karissa's parents had to turn around and pick Karissa up from the restaurant. Nikki is a total wench dickhead.

Ex. 2) With all the catty girls and favoritism bullshit going on, this place is definitely turning more and more into a wench dick head fest.
by thetrophyone October 10, 2011
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Welch'd out

Consuming to much of or any bad welch product.
my stomache hurts from that juice im definately welch'd out.
by kolbz October 18, 2008
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Disgraceful Wench

A female that dresses like Dorothy from the Wizard of Oz during the day, has a boyfriend that looks like the Keebler Elf, and wears promiscuous clothing when she goes swimming.
Chloe: I went swimming with Jonah last night.
Avery: Chloe, you are a disgraceful wench
by Birdman09 June 17, 2022
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Dump wench

Noun: Person or person's in the medical field who's responsibility is to assist patients in The delivery of their food baby and the aftermath.
Have you seen Sarah our new CNA she's a great dump wench.

Congratulations in graduating from CNA school we have many dump winch positions ready on the board in the back of the classroom.
by Cogashuko October 20, 2020
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stupid bitch hoe twat dumb wench fuckin toad

"Yo my girl just dumped me she's a stupid bitch hoe twat dumb wench fuckin toad , bro "
by The thrasher trasher September 21, 2017
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DEATH WENCH

The resident or residents of the DEATH HOUSE. A bloodsucking parasite that collects anything of value from the male personage, this includes sexual bodily organs, gold, jewels(family ones!), your wallet, and anything else a man holds close to his heart and/or underwear. The DEATH WENCH, not unlike the common vampire, will suck you dry and leave you feeling highly violated (not in a good way!). The DEATH WENCH, also a crafty creature, will stalk her prey and will wait for the opportune moment to strike, usually when her prey is highly intoxicated or on the brink of DOING THE DODGE.
Death Wench: 'Hey, check out that young piece of man meat, looks like he's on his way to DOING THE DODGE!
Minion: Yes master, you're right, I believe he is. Shall I ready the dungeon and crank up the Iron Maiden? And don't worry, I got the gimp suit back from the dry cleaners this morning.
Death Wench: 'Ready away, I will frisk him for any loose change. By the time he wakes i will already have a hand full of his bolony pony and his dignity will be long gone'
Minion: 'Yes master and what of the strap on?'
by Lt.biscuits November 25, 2007
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