weird potato Share definition Flag A girl who is weird, short but is caring and lovely, all the boys wants to sly-ther-in her bed. Jonah: Wow did you see that girl?Ahmad: Yea! She's such a weird potato! weird potato by WhyTheHellAreYouLookingAtThis? August 23, 2017 0 0 Get merch Get the weird potato mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch