weiner-sad

Adjective; the feeling of disappointment that follows a first encounter with the less-than-adequate genitalia of an otherwise datable male.

I thought there was relationship potential with Carl, but after consummation I realized why he "didn't want to rush into bed". Girlfriend, let me tell you-- I was weiner-sad for DAYS.

by Carlover2011 August 2, 2011

Weiner Sad Time

1. When one's weiner is not played with by one or more parties; The opposite of 'Weiner fun time'.
2. When one's weiner is handled by another party without satisfaction

1. Tiffany and her friend didn't touch it last night, it was weiner sad time.
2. Tiffany was so awful with hand-stuff and mouth-stuff I had to tell her to stop, it was weiner sad time.
3. I was too drunk to get it up for Tiffany and I had weiner sad time.

by J_akespeare July 16, 2011

sad weiner

when u have sex but are left unsatisfied, or when ur girl touches ur weiner thru ur pants and gives u a massive boner but never finshes the job

the other day i was chillin in my girls car and she gave me a "sad weiner".
or
bob:"whats wrong with your weiner "
Mike:"NOthin man its just a little sad"

by loyalrican December 28, 2007

weinersaurus

a female of the human persuasion hungry for the cock in any orifice of her body at all times.

see slag.

Man, she is such a weinersaurus; all she does is talk about the cock.

by Slag Face October 10, 2007

weinersaurus

Originally a dinosaur that became extinct in the Jurassic period with a big weiner, therefore the other dinosaurs disliked him. It is now used on people we dislike, even if they don't have a big weiner.

You are a weinersaurus
That new guy is a smelly weinersaurus rex
If that weinersaurus talks to me one more time i will cry like a little schoolgirl

by schniggleh April 2, 2005

weinerwaddle

The absolute worst insult someone can tell and American. It is a devastating blown to everyone who is told it. It has been known to make some people spontaneously combust.

Nate: “Dude I swear this guy is a weinerwaddle.”
John: “I know man, total weinerwaddle.”
Nate: “Holy shit he just spontaneously combusted!”
John: “Fuck lets get out of here.”

by mr oogle March 12, 2023

upper saddle wiener

a sexually transmitted disease currently sweeping the nation, originating in upper saddle river, nj. characterized by dick malfunctions such as ED, extreme shrinkage, and unusually hard balls. commonly found among cocky assholes who are all talk and no action; most often spread when these same assholes try to broaden their horizons and have sex with girls for a change.

"Well that was a fun four minutes...you better get yourself to a USR dick doc to get checked for upper saddle wiener!"

by blackjack taco December 18, 2009