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weiner tea

1) Dirty hot dog water, an off-the-menu item served at many of New York's finest hot dog stands. Purported to give hallucinogenic effects similar to those of LSD.

2) A prank involving the steeping of one's weiner in a cup of lukewarm water prior to serving it to unsuspecting victims. Often garnished with one stray pube. Principally served over ice in the southern United States.
Example #1:
A bum hobbles up to a New York hot dog stand, cold and hungry. In his hand he is counting out change.

"Hey brother, can you spare a dog? I've only got 45 cents. Can you front me?"

The stand owner looks the bum up and down skeptically.

"Are you crazy? If I sold my dogs for 45 cents I'd be as homeless as you!" The man takes another look at the bum and sighs.

"I'll tell you what I can do for you. You look cold and you got holes in all your clothes, so I can sell you a cup of this hot, steamy weiner tea. How's about that?"

Example #2:
A group of office mates are huddled together at the water cooler, chatting away. One man holds a mug with steam rising into the air.

"Man, it sure was nice of John to make me this cup of tea. I always thought he didn't like me!"
by Butt Mudd March 7, 2010
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weinerwear

Scant underwear or bathing suits for men, such as thongs or half-thongs, that emphasize the presence of their genitalia, usually worn by sponosexuals.
At poolside, we were completely distracted by the male servers sporting weinerwear.
by Metaphoru April 26, 2019
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weinerbead

Bling for your thing...otherwise...jewelery for your penis.
That guy's weinerbead is soo classy but a little tight.
by Gabthefab May 19, 2006
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Weinertease

Dashund/Maltese Mix dog
What kind of dog is that? He is such a weinertease, all the bitches follow him.
by Teaser15 September 13, 2023
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Weinerhead

One who is a jerkoff or a dickhole . after than fuck
Matt was a Weinerhead to his girlfriend yesterday
by Hottopic77 February 11, 2019
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Weinerbeaner69

When you get a meerkats penis that’s the same size as a bean and stuff it in a elephants trunk
Let’s weinerbeaner69 that meerkat and then commit arson
by Meatbeaterballsackcameron February 21, 2022
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Team Weiher

Damn they some menaces, they must be on Team Weiher
by Too Black May 21, 2021
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