weincho
A penis. I Created this word, it is in the same family as weiner, however it is much more pleasing to the ear.
I touched his weincho.
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weinhold
Noun - A unit of measurement equal to the amount of edible substance left in a container that anyone else would throw a way, but a Weinhold will save until it molds or is extracted.
Verb - To extract a Weinhold from a container.
From the Prussian family of Weinhold, mostly located in Southeastern Wisconsin. Common also in Ontario, Canada.
Verb - To extract a Weinhold from a container.
From the Prussian family of Weinhold, mostly located in Southeastern Wisconsin. Common also in Ontario, Canada.
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weincho • weinhold • WinCho • Weinch • Weincock • wenchopotamus • Jona Weinhofen • Laws of the Weinhold • wei chong • Wein Church
Laws of the Weinhold
Act of not giving af until shit becomes personal. Then you are physically required to handle the situation by any means fucking necessary.
The 12 law's of Weinhold:
- Fuck her right in the pussy (FHRITP)
- drink protein shakes and beer
- be the party god
- must experience being blacked out at least once
- catch STD's like pokeman
- there are only 2 genders..
- master the theory of the chick magnet
- have sex into your elderly age
- avoid the friendzone like the plague
- Bust a mother fuckers head open if they be asking for it
- lift heavy fucky weights
- make others follow these rules
The 12 law's of Weinhold:
- Fuck her right in the pussy (FHRITP)
- drink protein shakes and beer
- be the party god
- must experience being blacked out at least once
- catch STD's like pokeman
- there are only 2 genders..
- master the theory of the chick magnet
- have sex into your elderly age
- avoid the friendzone like the plague
- Bust a mother fuckers head open if they be asking for it
- lift heavy fucky weights
- make others follow these rules
After my buddy followed the laws of the weinhold he was admitted to a hospital for a month before he died. It was neat
Laws of the Weinhold by Platezz January 25, 2018
Weincock
A name given to someone with sexy thighs and a booming ass. This person is either a SIMP or a KING! He's got rosey red cheeks on his face and ass! Don't worry! They usually don't bite!
Weincock by JacoLovesSpiderman June 1, 2020
wenchopotamus
wenchopotamus by A1whore July 12, 2020
WinCho
You are wincho
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