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the event of hitting someone with your penis. dickslapping someone
last night i was getting a blow job and i pulled it out and gave her a weinaso.
weinaso by daddybignuts_2000 January 12, 2010
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(wee-nah-so)

–verb (used with object)
1. to strike sharply with a phallic object, esp. with one's own semi erect penis.
-noun
2. a sharp, resounding blow with a phallic object, esp. with one's own semi erect penis.
-verb
1. If you don't get up and make breakfast, I'm gonna winaso your ass!

-noun
2. My girl wouldn't wake up to make breakfast, so I gave her the winaso!
winaso by Victor L. February 24, 2008
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The Act Of Beating Your Penis on someones Face.

Term used in the Ghetto in the city of Laredo, Texas.
lil Luis: Lets Call Monica?
Erick: Sure why not?
*later on*
Lil Luis: Hey Where Did You Go?
Erick: Oh, I Gave That hoe A Winaso!
lil Luis: Doode i got STD's From doing that
Winaso by Arnold Awesome! January 31, 2009

weinamortis

The stiffening symptoms of rigamortis localized entirely in the genitalia of a living male.
Yo babe, I got me some Weinamortis, and the only prescription is more wein time!
weinamortis by VaginaLupus November 30, 2014
The act of striking or being stuck by the male genitalia.
Keep your mouth shut or I will be forced to give you a weinasso
Weinasso by Coco Brute December 28, 2020
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