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A level of intoxication so great that a person falls over everything.
"Whoa! That guy is Weested!"

"Douglass drank a 1/5 of Johnny Black after putting the children to bed, he was so Weested he knew that he must fall into the toilet."
Weested by Joshua Huddy September 5, 2006
Words you can keep
being to drunk and high to function
ending up on the floor and being able to only say ehh
that bitch is weested off her ass
weested by ifeellikedying August 18, 2008

Frank Wested 

In the xbox 360 game deadrising, the protagonist is Frank West, a photojournalist investigating the mystery at a shopping mall in Colorado. It's infested w/ zombies and Frank has 72 hours to figure out what happened and get out of the mall via helicopter. In the game practically anything is a weapon to attack zombies.

The act of Frank Westing some is to pick up the nearest object (ie. bench, table, katana, chair, baseball bat,etc.) and use it to beat the hell out of someone else
man 1: i'm gonna kick your ass

man 2: *picks up a chair and smashes over man 1's head.* I just Frank Wested your ass
Frank Wested by alondite April 8, 2010

Kanye Wested 

verb: Taking attention away from someone; stealing another person's moment
Did you see him call the principal a ho? Man, he Kanye Wested her.
Kanye Wested by ibedoinyourmom September 15, 2009

Kanye Wested it 

Reffered to, often when some one takes something good and completely screws it over.
"Oh, did you see the new Yu-gi-oh! GX?"
"No, they completely Kanye Wested it."
verb; to have one's moment in the spotlight usurped by a disgruntled person on a drunk rant.
Taylor Swift was Wested while giving her acceptance speech at the 2009 VMA awards, when Kayne West rushed the stage, stole her microphone, and ranted that Beyonce should have won the category.
Wested by Nina A September 14, 2009
to west or have wested is to interrupt someone in the middle of a speech to say you believe someone else was better.
"I Totally wested that chick taylor swift at the VMA's"

"you're a dick"
Wested by P-Mo-Slice September 15, 2009
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
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