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weed horny 

when you have a really strong urge to smoke weed almost as if you are horny for it
bro I was so weed horny last night but I never ended up smoking
weed horny by nigga148 October 19, 2019
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horny goat weed 

A time-tested aphrodisiac that increases libido in men and women, and improves erectile function in men. Known also as Epimedium or Yin Yang Huo, horny goat weed was first described in ancient classical Chinese medicinal texts.
This horny goat weed is helping me shoot more semen when I ejaculate.
horny goat weed by ATON02 December 23, 2004

horny goat weed 

you take goat poops and dry them and smoke that shit uppp, and it gives you the craziest erection youve ever had!! youll be fuckin cars after you smoke this shit!
my mom smoked this horny goat weed she found in my dresser and she got a boner bigger than mine!
horny goat weed by jamiefaith March 24, 2008

Wild horny goat weed 

This is used to get a boner when a man wants to do a goat.
Where is my wild horny goat weed? I want to fuck a goat.
Dude, take some wild horny goat weed before you do that goat.
Wild horny goat weed by Sharu July 6, 2011

horny goat weed 

Horny goat weed is an ingredient in some kind of energy drink. This specific spice, if you wanna call it that, is used to make goats horny so that they breed. I think it's one of the main ingredients in monster or one of those well liked energy drinks. Read the labels people!!!
No wonder my friend was horny after he drank that Monster, there's horny goat weed in it!!!

Horny Goat Weed 

weed like substance used to enrage the hormones of goats
Erik's goats we not making baby goats so i bought him some horny goat weed.

horny goat weed 

the stuff jess and chelsea stole from rite aid.
OMG! the censor just went off because we stole horny goat weed!
horny goat weed by ktizzle October 1, 2004
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