wedge-off

A potato wedge making competition with the lads, lasses etc. (but mainly lads)

Loser sits on a potato dildo

Did you hear about the wedge-off the lads had last night? It was a closely contested battle!

by jackal_f33t July 5, 2023

Off the Wedge

1) To be "Off the Wedge" - Amazing, awesome, really great

2) To go "Off the Wedge" - Fail, go haywire, mess up

1) That movie was off the wedge!

2) Damn it! The controller went off the wedge!

by A Completely Off the Wedge Guy January 31, 2010

Office Sand Wedge

the sand wedge guy, if used correctly, only comes into play when someone else has messed something up, and the sad part is that the someone doesn't necessarily have to outrank the sandwedge, it could be someone inferior in the office heirarchy and still the sandwedge must come in and fix the shit cause he's the only one that can. The thing about the sand wedge is, he's ok with it, he knows his role and accepts it, becasue at some point earlier in his career he was given the big job, the lead position ... and he f'd it up.

Jackson: Dude, I can't believe how bad that went in there, how the hell are we going to recover.
Murphy: Sounds like a job for Peter.
Jackson: Peter, he had nothing to do with this mess?
Murphy: That's ok, he's the office sand wedge.

by lastgreatnobody March 28, 2009

office pitching wedge

this is the guy that only makes the call, the play, the decision when the answer is so near, so close, so obvious ... you can practically see the answer, writings on the wall.

Jackson: Really, are you sure you want to go with it now that even the mail boy can make the decision, you're such the office pitching wedge.
Murphy : Right on brother, right on.

by lastgreatnobody March 28, 2009