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Web-Slinging 

When a man ejaculates into his hand and then proceeds to "sling" the seminal fluid at a girl's face in a manner much like the Amazing Spider-man.
"This girl won't swallow, so I have to resort to web-slinging her instead."
Web-Slinging by Ross Johnson April 13, 2006
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Web Slinging 

When a guy is a f*cking a girl and she lets him nut inside then she shoots it back in his face, like a spider man web
Steven was a little to excited to try web slinging with his new match from Tinder
Trevor received quite a surprise when his girlfriend web slinged him after he finished inside her

Slinging Web

Yet another colloquialism for shooting one's load.
I slung my web all over her face.

Sorry I didn't call you last night, I was out slinging web on anyone that would have it.
Slinging Web by Humpmap.com July 15, 2006

web-slingging 

when you skeet in your hand and toss it at a chicken head's face.
I slang my web on a bitch. in ya face. in.. ya... FACE.
web-slingging by john rigby July 11, 2004

webslinging

male, meaning to masturbate and ejeculate
What are you doing in their little Jimmy?
Webslinging Mum, go away/
webslinging by William Mith April 1, 2005

webslinging

A sexual act; the act of ejaculation through self-flagellation onto one's own hand, tossing the ejaculate into the face of a sexual partner with a swift, comical motion.
Seamus' girl Brooke had the pink eye for a solid week, and everyone knew it was because of his webslinging fetish.
webslinging by Jacob Voelzke November 23, 2007

webslinging

I went to the bathroom with jesse and chloe and i started to go webslinging them.
webslinging by RawDiggitty March 10, 2010
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