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the result of spending too much time connected to the ether. symptoms include sore buttox, bulging eyes, and an addiction to coca-cola and potato chips.
Jimmy spent so much time coding he ended up with webrot.
webrot by bbbsoo April 2, 2006
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allowing internal conflict and childish behavior make your web company look like it's run by a bunch of monkeys f***ing a football.
Carol responded to a customer review with a nice "fuck you," creating massive backlash and essentially self webotage.
Webotage by Stargazer_010 May 21, 2018
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webrot webot Webrat webro webrooming webiot webnot Webotage Webriotic Webroot
A Webrozer is a stick or pole you find while hiking and use to wave in front of yourself while traveling down your path. This removes any spider webs that may be spread across bushes or trees. Thus avoiding a bite or a sticky situation.
While hiking in Wetlands Park if not for my webrowzer i would have ran into a large spider web..
Webrowzer by Word Design September 24, 2018
Slang Term for a child porn seeking lumberjacking looking elf. Is a cross between a gremlin, weasel, and a genuine solid piece of warm horseshit. See also EDDIE
If you meet Eddie, hey may also go the term webrat, or manlover.
Webrat by CHILINVLN December 26, 2003
A shitty program designed to block all programs, shit on your PCs running speed, and send all of your keystrokes to companies all over the web.
Guy: I wanted to play a game, but webroot crashed it, then crashed my pc, and I had to go call a guy to repair my pc for $250.

Other Guy: Why not just uninstall it?
Webroot by SupMank June 29, 2011
a fuct up little kid who things he is black and has lots of bling
Josh Capp is such a webiot
webiot by WndWraith April 21, 2004
Like "Whatnot" a vague description of someone who's information comes solely from "Internet Research"", that has helped you toward your ill conceived view
Jerry said that Coca Cola contains cocaine!
That's stupid, he just read that from some stupid webnot
webnot by soopa1 October 10, 2012
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
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board chow 

A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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young pup 

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Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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