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Like "Whatnot" a vague description of someone who's information comes solely from "Internet Research"", that has helped you toward your ill conceived view
Jerry said that Coca Cola contains cocaine!
That's stupid, he just read that from some stupid webnot
webnot by soopa1 October 10, 2012
Words you can keep

webnoise 

Links unrelated to your search that dominate your Google results because your search term has another, more obscure meaning. The latter is usually a personal or brand name, a porn slang term or the pseudonym of an extremely prolific blogger.
I'm doing research on the bird group known as Corvida, but since a woman who calls herself Corvida Raven started her own network, 90 percent of my search results turn out to be webnoise.
webnoise by mynah1 June 2, 2009
Related Words
allowing internal conflict and childish behavior make your web company look like it's run by a bunch of monkeys f***ing a football.
Carol responded to a customer review with a nice "fuck you," creating massive backlash and essentially self webotage.
Webotage by Stargazer_010 May 21, 2018

webnoxious 

Annoying web "features" such as pop-ups, pop-unders, favorites icons, embeded sounds, items requiring rare plugins, banner ads that blink or cover site content, sites that won't let you in because you're not running the right browser, etc.
Designers should charge clients triple-time if they start asking for a webnoxious site.
A once entertaining and enjoyable chat network that was overtaken with over 320,000 Malaysian and Indonesian boatpeople (Affectionately called Flies). Their admins are renown for having their heads up their bums.

The worst chat network on the Internet. Type /list at your own risk.
Man this place sucks. But at least we aren't on webnet!

I wanted to make love to a 10 yr old asian boy, now I have! THANKS WEBNET!

SPEAK ENGLISH!!! God damn fucking Webnet!!!
webnet by CyberNobler August 1, 2003
An IRC network with so many problems mainly because of sras such as kc. Man the webnet policies need to be changed.
Why the hell is kc an sra on WebNet? Got too many logs of him.
webnet by Anonymous September 18, 2003
the result of spending too much time connected to the ether. symptoms include sore buttox, bulging eyes, and an addiction to coca-cola and potato chips.
Jimmy spent so much time coding he ended up with webrot.
webrot by bbbsoo April 2, 2006
More from Urban Dictionary

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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