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webnoise 

Links unrelated to your search that dominate your Google results because your search term has another, more obscure meaning. The latter is usually a personal or brand name, a porn slang term or the pseudonym of an extremely prolific blogger.
I'm doing research on the bird group known as Corvida, but since a woman who calls herself Corvida Raven started her own network, 90 percent of my search results turn out to be webnoise.
webnoise by mynah1 June 2, 2009
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allowing internal conflict and childish behavior make your web company look like it's run by a bunch of monkeys f***ing a football.
Carol responded to a customer review with a nice "fuck you," creating massive backlash and essentially self webotage.
Webotage by Stargazer_010 May 21, 2018

webnoxious 

Annoying web "features" such as pop-ups, pop-unders, favorites icons, embeded sounds, items requiring rare plugins, banner ads that blink or cover site content, sites that won't let you in because you're not running the right browser, etc.
Designers should charge clients triple-time if they start asking for a webnoxious site.
A once entertaining and enjoyable chat network that was overtaken with over 320,000 Malaysian and Indonesian boatpeople (Affectionately called Flies). Their admins are renown for having their heads up their bums.

The worst chat network on the Internet. Type /list at your own risk.
Man this place sucks. But at least we aren't on webnet!

I wanted to make love to a 10 yr old asian boy, now I have! THANKS WEBNET!

SPEAK ENGLISH!!! God damn fucking Webnet!!!
webnet by CyberNobler August 1, 2003
An IRC network with so many problems mainly because of sras such as kc. Man the webnet policies need to be changed.
Why the hell is kc an sra on WebNet? Got too many logs of him.
webnet by Anonymous September 18, 2003
the result of spending too much time connected to the ether. symptoms include sore buttox, bulging eyes, and an addiction to coca-cola and potato chips.
Jimmy spent so much time coding he ended up with webrot.
webrot by bbbsoo April 2, 2006
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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