webjaculate

The silken spew from a spider’s butt, which, as it travels, stretches to a fine thread for weaving a web.

Did you see that spider just webjaculate to start his web?

webjaculate by Handmeats August 2, 2023

Weejaculation 

When you've been dying for a piss for ages but have had to hold it in due to being in a crowded bar/talked to/nowhere near a toilet or shop doorway, the eventual act of urination can only be described as Weejaculation. Not only because of the speed that the fluid exits ones body, but because of the sensation produced. Makes people say "ahhhhhhhhhhhh" with their eyes closed and their head tilted back in sheer ecstacy.

"I've been in this toilet queue for 20 minutes, it's just gonna be weejaculation when I get in there."

Weejaculation by MagickDio March 4, 2010

wejaculate 

the act of ejaculating as a group, group masturbation and ejaculation

verb

My mates and I had a blast last night. Let's wejaculate again!

wejaculate by influencing the masses February 11, 2024