After some confusing talk, Jesus got frustrated with the human language and shot out through the roof like a celestial ejaculate, right onto the bosom of heaven.
Richard: "So, what happened to the Becky girl you saw last night"
Chad: "Well, she was a 6/10, I've seen better, so I had to Ejaculate and Evacuate. I think I may have even left my pack of gum there"
Tweeting something that is either irrelevant or redundant because you were too lazy to read or too dumb to understand the thread; thus tweeting too soon and ruining the conversation.
Sorry for the premature twejaculate; I didn't see the other tweet.
Man #1: Hi Tony, I'm on my way over to your house. I'll be over in 20 min
Man #2: No worries, I'm still getting ready but head over anyway.
Man #1: Will do mate, Ejaculater.