weasel treats
Dan was extremely polite when Rita's parents were over for dinner so that he could expect to receive weasel treats later.
weasel treats by dyvee April 26, 2006
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weasel treats
The beautiful act of placing small candy such as milk duds into your asshole. You then have that special someone tongue them out of your rectum.
weasel treats by Jamoocaba May 16, 2010
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Treason Weasel
A large, slug-like mammal known for its fluffy yellow hair, dusty orange skin, and propensity for crass displays of public preening. Thought to have originally congealed from the floors of a forgotten bathroom in the Kremlin, the Treason Weasel is an invasive species, known for its ability to destabilize nations and threaten thermonuclear war. If you think your government has a Treason Weasel infestation, immediately contact Bob Mueller and arrange for an extremination.
"Dude have you seen the stories coming out of Washington? The place has a serious Treason Weasel problem."
Treason Weasel by jh11235 October 31, 2017
Stinky Weaselteats
Hello, boys and girls. This is your old pal, Stinky Weaselteats. *
This is a song about a whale. No! This is a song about being happy!
That's right! It's the Happy Happy Joy Joy song!
chorus
Happy Happy Joy Joy Happy Happy Joy Joy
Happy Happy Joy Joy Happy Happy Joy Joy
Happy Happy Joy Joy Happy Happy Joy Joy
Happy Happy Joy Joy Joy!
I don't think you're happy enough! That's right! I'll teach you to
be happy! I'll teach your grandmother to suck eggs! Now, boys and
girls, let's try it again!
chorus
If'n you aint the grandaddy of all liars! The little critters of
nature... They don't know that they're ugly! That's very funny, a
fly marrying a bumblebee! I told you I'd shoot! But you didn't
believe me! Why didn't you believe me?!
chorus without last line
Happy Happy Happy Happy
Happy Happy Happy Happy
Happy Happy Joy Joy Joy!
This is a song about a whale. No! This is a song about being happy!
That's right! It's the Happy Happy Joy Joy song!
chorus
Happy Happy Joy Joy Happy Happy Joy Joy
Happy Happy Joy Joy Happy Happy Joy Joy
Happy Happy Joy Joy Happy Happy Joy Joy
Happy Happy Joy Joy Joy!
I don't think you're happy enough! That's right! I'll teach you to
be happy! I'll teach your grandmother to suck eggs! Now, boys and
girls, let's try it again!
chorus
If'n you aint the grandaddy of all liars! The little critters of
nature... They don't know that they're ugly! That's very funny, a
fly marrying a bumblebee! I told you I'd shoot! But you didn't
believe me! Why didn't you believe me?!
chorus without last line
Happy Happy Happy Happy
Happy Happy Happy Happy
Happy Happy Joy Joy Joy!
Stinky Weaselteats by Bud E Love May 15, 2003
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