weapons of mass distraction 

A well-endowed woman's breasts, especially when showing cleavage, that is used to distract males from their day-to-day tasks.

"Whoa man, look at those fine WMDs!"
.. 5 minutes later ...
"So what exactly did I come here to do?"

weapons of mass distraction by wackomenace August 28, 2004

weapons of mass distraction 

Something that distracts large numbers of people from thinking about important issues.

For a few hours at least today, the heat will be off George W Bush as America switches focus from Baghdad to the Super Bowl. Maybe the Super Bowl will be the weapon of mass distraction that Bush has been praying for.

weapons of mass distraction by afroken January 15, 2004

Weapons of Mass Distraction 

An extremely distracting thing or things. The object varies greatly and relatively to the person.

A super-nerd seeing a sweet, newly released computer during his PSATs.

Weapons of Mass Distraction by Marvin Berry December 9, 2004

weapons of mass distraction 

This definition on Urban Dictionary which you just wasted precious seconds of your life reading

Get Trolled noob.
(also I have to include weapons of mass distraction somewhere in the definition so here it is)

weapons of mass distraction by SubconsciousDeviant March 30, 2022

Weapon of Mass Distraction (WMD) 

Celebrities that have been enlisted by the U.S Government to keep the public eye off of what is really going on...

Paris Hilton's crotch... Britney Spears cooch... Anna Nicole Smith America's Princess Di... all government operatives...a collective Weapon of Mass Distraction (WMD) if you will...

Weapon of Mass Distraction (WMD) by Jared L. Ohlinger August 12, 2008

weapons of mass destruction related program activities 

synonym for, "We've got nothing."

"Already, the Kay Report identified dozens of weapons of mass destruction-related program activities and significant amounts of equipment that Iraq concealed from the United Nations."

weapons of mass destruction related program activities by Whee February 1, 2004

weapons of mass destruction

a general term used to describe nonexistant items. Similiar to the unicorn, Tooth Fairy, Loch Ness Monster or contents of Al Capone's vault.

Iraq has many weapons of mass destruction.

weapons of mass destruction by Colin Bowel September 29, 2003