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wealthcup

a indy band that creates garbage' style music.
Wow That New Song From Wealthcup rocks my pox!
by Dan Bereshiem March 19, 2007
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Wealthsplaining

When an upper or middle class person tries to give financial or life advice to a person experiencing poverty.
Jeez did you hear Brian telling me how I needed to find a better job if I wanted to earn above minimum wage? He was totally wealthsplaining.
by Mixiequeen March 19, 2018
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Wealthephant

n. Someone who has amassed a large amount of money.
That guy driving the Tesla model S, must be a wealthephant.
by Saint Geezy February 3, 2020
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wealthcel

A petty, egotistical, and often insidious person that is perpetually deeply resentful, insecure, and jealous towards anyone and everyone that has or appears to have more money, higher status, and / or a better lifestyle than theirs, especially if that someone happens to be younger, more attractive, more intelligent, or comes from a wealthy family.

How well you treat them, and how hard you worked for your money, matters little to a wealthcel.

Wealthcels are usually working class to lower middle class, but they also do exist in the upper income classes. Wealthcels need only perceive themselves to be less successful and wealthy than you.

Wealthcels will usually, if not always, try (and fail) to mask their resentment (at their own insecurities, but they will never admit this to themselves) by engaging in persistent passive aggressive behavior designed to annoy or undermine the person or people they perceive to be undeserving of said higher income, status, quality of life, etc. (at least compared to them and their inflated egos).

On a broader level, they may publicly support the adoption of socialism / marxism / anticapitalism / communism, to try and force everyone else to be as miserable as they are, via government mandate.

Many wealthcels are also incels or borderline incels, due to the correlation between income and SMV.
Now I understand why the wealthy elite live behind walls and gated communities, to get away from potential wealthcels that would resent them for their quality of life.

I would rather do my own laundry than hire a maid.

I don't need some wealthcel 'misplacing' a red sock in the wash with my expensive white linens.
by Ashraile June 15, 2022
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Wealthubus

Someone (Typically a Female) who marries someone just for their wealth, if the one with the riches is busy with his or her job, they will get a divorce for the man not spending enough time with them.
Fuck you, just because I want a divorce after you bought me many good things does not me a wealthubus!
by SuburbDictionary July 13, 2017
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wealthcoach

a coach who assists you to discover your TRUE wealth (not just money, but health, happiness, free time, relationships and spirituality)
Miles hired a wealthcoach to help him redefine his business and dsicover his life purpose
by 24hourwealthcoach April 1, 2015
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Wealthcare

Rewriting tax laws so that the wealthy gets bigger tax breaks while those with less money have to spend more for health insurance, if they can even find it.
"I see that Trump's American Wealthcare Act id getting to be even more unpopular."
by modans55 July 12, 2017
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