Wealthcare 

Rewriting tax laws so that the wealthy gets bigger tax breaks while those with less money have to spend more for health insurance, if they can even find it.

"I see that Trump's American Wealthcare Act id getting to be even more unpopular."

Wealthcare by modans55 July 12, 2017

Wealthfare 

A series of benefits conferred unto heirs by wealthy parents and grandparents, rendering the recipient(s) paralyzed to all ambition, objectives and sense of service.

Look at the SUV those trustafarians are driving. I wish I had that much wealthfare.

Wealthfare by ChillinCPA December 13, 2013

Healthcare.gov

Verb: to fail miserably at the only job you have, to be a complete waste of time and money

In philosophy class this week Netflix healthcare.goved when an episode of "Everybody Loves Raymond" wouldn't load.

Healthcare.gov by ThatGuyFromPhilosophy November 19, 2013

Canadian Healthcare™ 

Killing yourself or assissted suicide

If you really want to die you should seek Canadian Healthcare™

Canadian Healthcare™ by The_Real_Rusty_Shackleford December 31, 2022

healthcare.gov

A poorly designed website managed by a pack of rural South African Apes on a server running Windows 95 connected to a dial-up.

1: Yo, have you checked out healthcare.gov?
2: What? That piece of monkey-managed bullshit? I'd rather install Windows Vista on my computer...

healthcare.gov by Kronos21 October 26, 2013

Universal Healthcare 

A system for providing medical attention to people, of which Americans have absolutely noe experience, knowledge or understandig of. Yet they have a million strong, gut wrenching opinions about it.

American: "Hey i dont want your "socialiced medicine" system in my country! I am an expert on national healtcare systems. Insurance companies are the Gods of knowledge and all scientists are retards and Universal Healthcare is communism.

European: "Ok.. whatever... I'll go and have my free MRI tomorrow, and take my kids to the doctor for the annual free check."

Universal Healthcare by The Incredible Nerd/Junkie December 18, 2010

wealth care

Excellent health care reserved exclusively for the wealthy.

America has a wealth care system.

wealth care by Davis Finch May 17, 2008