What Smosh fans called the excuses Smosh Games member, Wes makes when he plays video games or participates in competitions in order to have an excuse for not doing well.

Damn game sucks, my controller is broken!

Stop making wescuses, you're literally winning the games!

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Weadus

A person thats willing to share their stash for free. Usually a jolly large person

Cant believe that weadus gave us this shit for free.

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World of Weanus

Another term for the highly popular video game released by Blizzard... World of Warcraft. The argument could be made that many people who play the game are weanuses or weenuses. Thus making a World of Weanus.

Person 1: Dude, I'm gonna go home tonight and play WoW.
Person 2: You mean World of Weanus?
Person 1: stFU n00b u r teh weanus

World of Weanus by the dude man January 23, 2008

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Weanus

It is a word to describe your penis if it is extra long and hairy but at the same time it smells very cheesy.

I have a massive weanus

I love a massive weanus

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weanus

Another of the many words for penis.

He must have a small weanus.

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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