hortence's definitions

weanus

outer elbow pit. Everyone has 2.

Would you like to see my weanus?

by hortence May 13, 2005

esmith

The act of asking for inappropriate sexual attention from a woman of high ideals - usually associated with French Canadian behavior

He got totally drunk at the coronation and pulled an esmith on Lady Diana.

by Hortence January 29, 2004

esmith

Unwanted sexual attention of a French Canadian to a debutante

At the wedding, he pulled an esmith on her in the middle of the dance floor.

by Hortence January 29, 2004

juwee

Verb: The act of writing off one's cute supervisors after popping a spaz.

She pulled a juwee over an avocado, bacon, cheddar cheese omlette at the Broom Bush.

by Hortence January 29, 2004

juwee

Noun - The intentional alienation of those one holds most dear.

She regretted her recent juwee and wished it away like globnik.

by Hortence January 30, 2004