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Pronounced “wah-fin”, WAFN is an acronym which stands for “What a Fu#%ing Nightmare!” These days, let’s face it, everything is pretty much a nightmare, so fly your freak flag at full mast and embrace your inner WAFN.
WAFN! This day keeps getting worse, the harder I work, the worse it gets... W.A.F.N.
WAFN by WAFNStiltzkin December 5, 2018
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WBAGNFARB 

acronym: "would be a good name for a rock band". Coined by Dave Barry, probably to poke fun at such excessively long internet-spawned acronyms as ROFLMAO.
Hey, lookit this... Google News's an article called "The Indicted American". That WBAGNFARB.
WBAGNFARB by Irrelevant April 15, 2005
He is Wrafn about that snake near him
Wrafn by Friendly Butler August 16, 2018
Acronym for, "Way Below Average Frustrated Chump"
He's 40 years old and never kissed a girl? He's not a AFC, he's a WBAFC!
WBAFC by gisxprt June 11, 2006
The acronym for "What a Freggin' Noob." Used to put someone who has just embarrassed themselves into a further state of embarrassment. Used when only talking about one person. Also See plural Wabofn
Person 1: Dude! Look at this video I found on youtube.
Person 2: Oh man! That was awesome, he totally got owned!
Person 1: Yeah, I know. Wafn.
Wafn by DJ Sam August 11, 2006
1. wanna be fucking you.

2. Also may be interpreted as, "was being funny not untoward" even if it really means 1.
>> Ooo baby wbfnu

>>who is this? you weren't being funny, just weird!
wbfnu by dasj7 November 20, 2010
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026
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