Hieftje

1. The two term mayor of Ann Arbor, Michigan, known for initiating the Green Belt plan and being a decent Democrat.

2. A game played the same way as safety, except using the word Hieftje (pronounced, incorrectly, as "heft-jee," or alternatively, "hefj") instead of safety.

1: *poot* Heft-jee!
2: Nice save. *poot* Hefj!
1: Gross dude.
2: Holler.

by Irrelevant March 14, 2005

breakfast

"An addiction"
SW (street wise): " B-FAST " as in " I am a breakfast addict, I want to score some breakfast. I am B-fast "
ANYONE ELSE (AE) : a problem (i like BREAKFAST)

" snow, forget it . . . . i want breakfast, i'll put it in my stash "

by irrelevant November 03, 2003

ithinknot

Used in response to a blatant lie, stupid suggestion etc, to indicate that you think that the last comment was stupid. Usually disguised as a cough.

"I know! Let's *duct tape* it to the wall!"
"Ithinknot, chump."

by Irrelevant March 09, 2005

Schmatachlap

Raging Anger

I haven't the slightest idea

by Irrelevant November 15, 2003

Ouw Hoer Niet Hee

Slang of the neighbourhood Zeswegen in Holland

I'm going to kick you ass,Ouw Hoer Niet Hee !!

by Irrelevant November 15, 2003

Happy Smackdown dance

To do this with, to, or at someone is to give them a very thorough beating. Combines the excessive violence of WWE: Smackdown with the hyperactivity (and reckless danger) of a Happy Fun Ball.

Well damn, they put anchovies on my pizza. Now I'm gonna have to do the Happy Smackdown dance with the delivery boy. I'd just finished cleaning the blood off my cluebat, too.

by Irrelevant April 26, 2005

IYF

"is your friend" - a generalisation of GIYF. Follows the name of a source of information whenever Google would not actually help.

"WTF does 'IYF' mean?"
"Urban Dictionary IYF!"
"...STFU too."

by Irrelevant March 09, 2005