Irrelevant's definitions

fucking ridiculous

adj. - Unbelievable. Often used to describe that which is beyond the scope of human comparison.

1: I think they should have named that biography "Lance Armstrong: Fucking Ridiculous."
2: No shit. You know who else is fucking ridiculous? Carl Johnson (of San Andreas fame).

by Irrelevant March 14, 2005

Hieftje

1. The two term mayor of Ann Arbor, Michigan, known for initiating the Green Belt plan and being a decent Democrat.

2. A game played the same way as safety, except using the word Hieftje (pronounced, incorrectly, as "heft-jee," or alternatively, "hefj") instead of safety.

1: *poot* Heft-jee!
2: Nice save. *poot* Hefj!
1: Gross dude.
2: Holler.

by Irrelevant March 14, 2005

scrumping

getting it on!

i adore a good scrump in the morning...

by irrelevant September 13, 2003

do a Moby

When you have produced something original (music, an invention, whatever), to make a fortune by lisencing (NOT selling, see below) the rights to it to a big company that can bring it to the masses. Differs from being a sell out, as you still own the rights, so the big co. can't force you to go mainstream to make them even more money.
Originated when the electronica artist Moby sold the copywrites to every track on the album "Play", for use in ads, films, and TV.

James Dyson demonstrated how to do a moby when he came up with that uberhoover.

by Irrelevant September 25, 2005

ithinknot

Used in response to a blatant lie, stupid suggestion etc, to indicate that you think that the last comment was stupid. Usually disguised as a cough.

"I know! Let's *duct tape* it to the wall!"
"Ithinknot, chump."

by Irrelevant March 9, 2005

what

A question mark, "?" (unicode 0x3F).

some nut: "Qrrbrbirlbel!"
you: ???

by Irrelevant September 18, 2005

breakfast

"An addiction"
SW (street wise): " B-FAST " as in " I am a breakfast addict, I want to score some breakfast. I am B-fast "
ANYONE ELSE (AE) : a problem (i like BREAKFAST)

" snow, forget it . . . . i want breakfast, i'll put it in my stash "

by irrelevant November 3, 2003