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Wave the French Flag 

"I was going to challenge this in court, but I've decided to just wave the French flag and pay the parking ticket fine."

wave the white fag

When a homosexual performs a sexually explicit action or makes a verbal comment that results in a straight man having to walk away instead of punching the homosexual in the face.
After my gay friend deep throated his french fries I had to walk away and wave the white fag.

wave the chrome on the ass 

to wave the chrome on the ass refers to shoot a firegun, to pop a gun
'Pac tried to front so I waved the chrome on his ass

Wave the Wheat 

1. A dance move, typically performed by a single person, but can be performed in unison, consisting most simply of both hands in the air and a sway with, or not with, the music.
2. Used as a phrase to mean "going out dancing" not with the intent to hook up, but rather to dance in such said, solo style.
3. A rather novel form of dance with origins in hip-hop and bollywood traditions, but with less emphasis or need for rhythm.
"Fuck girls. I just want to wave the wheat!"
"Gosh this week is killing me, I can't wait to wave the wheat on friday!"
"That wedding was pretty lame, there was a ton of wheat, but no one was waving it!"
Wave the Wheat by Ms. Peanet Yo September 13, 2011

wave the fee 

Can refer to several different scenarios:
1. Where a service-provider affably declines being paid by casually swishing his hand in a "never mind" or "no worries --- no charge" gesture.
2. Where a service-recipient arrogantly/contemptuously declines to pay for services rendered by flippantly swishing his hand in a "forget it" or "don't trouble me" gesture.

3. Where a service-requester attempts to entice/persuade someone to assist/accommodate him by eagerly/pleadingly swishing a wad of cash in said would-be provider's direction.
Lustful-minded male bank teller: I'm a hopeless craver of lady-flesh, so I don't need any attractive female customer to beg me to give her a break on a service-charge --- all she has to do is show me her boobs or let me squeeze her butt, and I'll so totally "wave the fee" for her EVERY time.
wave the fee by QuacksO October 26, 2020

Wave the wand 

You tapped that. You hit. U dubbed her. U got a sack to roll. Went to war
U wave the wand yet?

Yes
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Wave the wand by BEEAUCHT May 22, 2022
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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