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watsoner 

a watsoner is someone who is a part of Emma Watson’s fandom. those people are so kind and creative, they really love their idol. they will always cheer you up and will try to make you happy no matter what. you really need to find you a watsoner, or maybe become one?
"i met a watsoner on instagram 2 days ago!"
"really?"
"yeah she was so kind to me."
watsoner by 8960 February 28, 2021
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A name for someone from Watsonville, California.
Yo that guy over there is a Watsonero.
Watsonero by NorCal408 May 5, 2020

Watsoned 

To be beaten by a computer at a game.
All Time Jeopardy Champion Ken J. was Watsoned last night on Jeopardy.
Watsoned by mpWannaBe March 18, 2011

Watsoned 

V. To have been unexpectedly extremely drunk.
Derivation. From two friends who, though unrelated, shared the same house, surname and a propensity for beer and other intoxicating substances. Friends and associates who tried to keep up with their consumption would inevitably suffer the following day.

Can only be properly used in the past tense.
Boss. Radegast, you look rough this morning!

Hungover. Yeah, I got Watsoned last night!

Boss. Ah! Nuff Said.
Watsoned by Peter Radegast June 12, 2003

Watsoned 

To be terrible at something.
To lose extremely bad at something.
The Leafs totally watsoned that game last night against the Sabres.

Are you kidding me! I totally watsoned that game!

Deshaun watsoned 

To trust and ejaculate so much so that you cover a room in ejaculate and to proceed to jack off.
After my immaculate pump in the weight-room I deshaun watsoned the room until I was empty.

Tom Watsoned 

Sombody who rapes babys before the umbilical cord has been cut.
Tom Watsoned by Peter Whitewhitewhite September 9, 2010
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