Waterboarding

When a girl sits on a guy's face and smothers him in her arousal to the point of him drowning, her juices flowing into his mouth and nasal passages, emulating the process of waterboarding.
Her juices dripped into his waiting mouth as she positioned her sopping cunt over his face. He groaned in agonizing satisfaction as she waterboarded him in her love.

Guy 1: So what did you do last night, bro ?

Guy 2: Took a girl home and did some waterboarding. My brain cells are still recovering from the oxygen deficiency.
by Squidslimer December 11, 2016
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Waterboarding

When a man is about to ejaculate and right before he does he closes the nostrils of the girl, before blowing his load deep in the back of her throat, giving the sensation of drowning.
Damn! Becky broke up with David after he was waterboarding her last night man!
by bigtimetimmY March 25, 2018
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Depending on who you ask this has 2 possible definitions:

a) Torture, horrible torture equivalent to spikes shoved up the finger nails, slowly pealing skin off of a person, or hobbling someone like that scary chick from misery.

OR

b) A silly prank the military plays on their terrorist buddies at the big fun BBQ palace known as Guantanamo Bay
Example 1:

Bush is a total doucher for using waterboarding on those poor Muslims in his silly crusade again all religions other then his own.

Example 2:

Man, the military and those terrorists look like they are having so much fun over at their party. They get to bob for apples, play pin the tale on the donkey, have a tickle contest, and enjoy some fun waterboarding.
by Grymm Deth June 16, 2009
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When a pregnant woman's water breaks while she is receiving oral sex, thus expelling amniotic fluid in her partner's face/mouth, simulating drowning as in the controversial interrogation technique.
Yeah I was going to town on my pregnant wife and just before climaxing she waterboarded the shit out of me. It was a little f'd, but yeah the baby's healthy.

-Waterboarding
by Nigbert October 11, 2012
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The act of cumming on a girls face and immediately after, peeing on her face, specifically aiming for the mouth and nostrils, to emulate the sensation of drowning.
Bro last night I was waterboarding this girl so much that she choked
by PornRatSteve February 19, 2019
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Waterboarding

Rapidly endless talking (usually, about nothing) to the point of totally overwhelming the other party. Can be used as a manipulative control mechanism.
Person 1: Blaaaaah, blah, blah, blah, bbbbblaaaaaah, blah, blahaaah. And so I told them blahaaa, blah, blaha, blaha, blaaaah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Oh, and did you know that blaaaaaaah, blah, blah....and blah, blah, blah....

Person 2: *OMG...WTF...good grief...yawn* Hey, will you please stfu?

Person 1 is waterboarding person 2 by talking way too much.
by miss kimmie March 06, 2010
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The act of the educating system turning a fun activity, piece of literature or music, or another thing, into something boring by forcing it upon kids, resulting in them hating it, based upon the idiom "You can take a horse to water, but you can't make it drink, but if you waterboard the horse, it definitely won't drink"
"Schools do a lot of waterboarding with 1984, I really enjoyed it when I just reread it, but I hated it in highschool"
by yeetusmcwheatus February 27, 2021
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