Water snake

A penis that does not get fully erect and sometimes has to be thumbed In

‘No I don’t fancy him, he had a right water snake’

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A penis that does not get fully erect, it slips out your hand and you cannot keep hold of it. Sometimes will have to be thumbed in

‘No I didn’t enjoy it, he had a water snake’

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A toy that was about 4 inchs long that's made out of rubber used by young man as a pocket pussy. Find them for a dollar at the dollar store.

Oh boy, I have a urge to fuck let me get out my water snake toy for a quick rub out.

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The act of swimming silently benith an unsuspecting woman, then grabbing the victims nipples hard and dragging her to her underwater grave.

Jimmy : did you hear what happened to Jessica?! Someone gave her a two-headed water snake!

Walter : fuck it dude let's go bowling.

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When a male and female counterpart engage in an intense session of ass- eating... underwater.

I heard you popped and Indonesian water snake on that bimbo. Nice, bro.

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An especially long poop that may even coil up in the bowl due to its length.

After Thanksgiving dinner I went in the restroom and left a brown water snake that must have been 3 feet long.

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