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water snake

A penis that does not get fully erect, it slips out your hand and you cannot keep hold of it. Sometimes will have to be thumbed in
‘No I didn’t enjoy it, he had a water snake’

water snake toy 

A toy that was about 4 inchs long that's made out of rubber used by young man as a pocket pussy. Find them for a dollar at the dollar store.
Oh boy, I have a urge to fuck let me get out my water snake toy for a quick rub out.
water snake toy by Any9090 April 17, 2017

Two-Headed water snake 

The act of swimming silently benith an unsuspecting woman, then grabbing the victims nipples hard and dragging her to her underwater grave.
Jimmy : did you hear what happened to Jessica?! Someone gave her a two-headed water snake!

Walter : fuck it dude let's go bowling.

Indonesian Water snake 

When a male and female counterpart engage in an intense session of ass- eating... underwater.
I heard you popped and Indonesian water snake on that bimbo. Nice, bro.

Brown water snake 

An especially long poop that may even coil up in the bowl due to its length.
After Thanksgiving dinner I went in the restroom and left a brown water snake that must have been 3 feet long.