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witchfist

Jerking a guy off with ice cold hands.
Witchfist is the best way to never have to perform a second hand job.
by Camp Dirty October 2, 2020
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watchfast

(watch-fast) syn./adj./verb

The act of masochistically limiting one's watch worn for a lengthy period of time in order to better appreciate its unique qualities in lieu of rotating through a large collection of alternatives. This concept was first introduced to social media in 2017 through the Two Broke Watch Snobs podcast, where its hosts challenged listeners to forcibly become conscious of their preferences for an entire month. The term has since been appropriated by the greater "watchfam" community through Instagram hashtags and similar narratives.
person 1: Dude, so I'm watchfasting again.
person 2: I know. The Richard Mille skeleton thing. It's all you ever post about on instagram. How's it goin?
person 1: Terrible. I've got this uncontrollable urge to act like a d-bag and I can't stop ordering Jaegerbombs downtown.
person 2: Yeah, saw you were postin' those on the 'gram too.
by Cassidy Puller October 26, 2019
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watchlisten

The act of intermittently watching and listening to something while multitasking.
Friend 1: What are you doing?
Friend 2: Watchlistening to TV, answering an email, and replying to your text message 😛

Q: How can you not remember that scene? I thought you saw the entire series.
A: I probably watchlistened to that episode while making dinner.

Dick: This video is too long. I don't think I can sit through it.
Jane: Don't worry. It's just an interview. You can watchlisten if you want.
by TeaInTheMoment November 11, 2017
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Witchfinder General

Kickass early 80's NWOBHM band. Best album is Death Penalty, best song is Free Country.
God damn I wish Witchfinder General would reunite and do a US tour!!!
by Deadmaker7 April 28, 2006
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Witchtit

Slang term for frigid temperatures, derived from the phrase "Cold as a witch's tit."
After hearing that the temperature for the day was slated to be 15 degrees, with a windchill of -7, Roger muttered "It's frakkin witchtit out!"
by J.J. Jingleheimerschmidt March 2, 2009
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Watchlist Escape Velocity

When your list of shows to watch starts growing faster than you can watch them.
“I keep finding new shows. At this rate, I’ll never be able to finish them all! I think I’ve hit watchlist escape velocity.”
by TheGreatKatyusha October 27, 2020
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Witchbitch

A witch and a bitch at the same time
What a witchbitch!
by Marshmallow 2.0 August 29, 2020
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