Watch Lost 

Masturbate vigorously

"I must Watch Lost."

"Nothing better than an episode or two of Lost before bed!"

Watch Lost by cheesy454 January 7, 2022

Lost his watch

another phrase for fisting as you may loose your watch if you are in the act of fisting

"Jay lost his watch last night with a girl who had a bucket"

Lost his watch by WeeJockPooPong October 16, 2007

watchlisten 

The act of intermittently watching and listening to something while multitasking.

Friend 1: What are you doing?
Friend 2: Watchlistening to TV, answering an email, and replying to your text message 😛

Q: How can you not remember that scene? I thought you saw the entire series.
A: I probably watchlistened to that episode while making dinner.

Dick: This video is too long. I don't think I can sit through it.
Jane: Don't worry. It's just an interview. You can watchlisten if you want.

watchlisten by TeaInTheMoment November 11, 2017

Watchlist Escape Velocity 

When your list of shows to watch starts growing faster than you can watch them.

“I keep finding new shows. At this rate, I’ll never be able to finish them all! I think I’ve hit watchlist escape velocity.”

Watchlist Escape Velocity by TheGreatKatyusha October 27, 2020

FBI watchlist 

A list of people selected by the FBI who will get a new expensive deluxe watch if they go to the FBI headquarters.Its a very exciting experience according to the people who made it on the list.

Brian:damn Steve, you got a nice watch .where do you get it from?

Steve:oh I made it on FBI watchlist.

FBI watchlist by Chuttadmal ☹️ April 14, 2023

I am on a FBI watchlist

a phrase used to state that you've done something something metaphorically criminal

Sir Robert The Thirtieth: I am on a FBI watchlist for what happened tuesday
Joe: what happened
Sir Robert the Thirtieth: You do not want to know.

I am on a FBI watchlist by CracklyNewt May 21, 2023

Watchlist 

Red flag laws are unconstitutional and you know if someone was saying it about a conservative threatening to shoot someone who came on to their property (or something) you would be against it.

Hym "So nope. No red flag laws where I live. Totally unconstitutional. No watchlist for me so you can fuck your faggot kids right in their retarded fucking faces you bitch. The FBI should be more concerned with that big fat bones you got for your kids. My advice would be: Stop doing an incest cult and go fuck yourself."

Watchlist by Hym Iam February 4, 2025