wastie face 

face transfiguration resulting from mass consumption of booze

she definitely took advantage of the fact that you were drunk and wastie face

wastie face by deadlatte January 13, 2008

Waste Face 

An expression achieved by tilting your head to the side, closing one eye, making an O shape with your mouth, and shaking your head quickly and repeatedly.

Ideal for distracting, confusing, and/or provoking others, or for simply getting attention.

Originally created at Ridley High School.

Guy 1: I wish this bus ride wasn't so boring.

Guy 2: How about we pass the time by giving the ol' waste face to random people on the sidewalk?

Guy 1: Sure, that never gets old!

Waste Face by Uber Husky Swimmy Fishy November 15, 2011

waste o' face 

A person who has an attractive face but everything else about their appearance is not appealing.

"Damn did you see that fat bitch?"
"Ya, she probably weighs 1000 lbs"
"True but she had a pretty face"
"Ya, but she's a fucking waste o' face!"

NOTE: A waste o' face is only good for head

Before you creep on a girl you find on myspace/facebook, check to see if all her pics are head shots...if so... you might be dealing with a waste o' face.

waste o' face by Ryan Mannin May 30, 2008

Don’t waste your face 

When playing brass, this phrase means to quit playing so much so you don’t get tired.

“Hey! Quit playing all those scales right before recording. Don’t waste your face!

Don’t waste your face by IckaBickaBoo April 24, 2025

Waste of a face 

Someone who is hot, but also a jerk.

Deb: Wow that guy is a 10, it's too bad he's punching his own grandma.

Rose: Yeah that guy is a really waste of a face.

Waste of a face by MollDoll87 July 18, 2010

Face The Waste!! 

It's what you say to your friend when hes fucked up off drugs or alcoholic beverages or if he taps out from a session

Uuhh fuck that im good off that hash

Face The Waste!!

Face The Waste!! by Suicidal Alcazar August 16, 2009

waste faced 

A state of belligerent drunkenness. Similar to wastey face except that it rhymes and is therefore harder to say when drunk, which is funny.

"'sup man, we gonna get waste faced this weekend?"
or when drunk, "Man, I am shhooo wassseete faceeed"

waste faced by Tyler H Cipriani December 26, 2008