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Waste Face 

An expression achieved by tilting your head to the side, closing one eye, making an O shape with your mouth, and shaking your head quickly and repeatedly.

Ideal for distracting, confusing, and/or provoking others, or for simply getting attention.

Originally created at Ridley High School.
Guy 1: I wish this bus ride wasn't so boring.

Guy 2: How about we pass the time by giving the ol' waste face to random people on the sidewalk?

Guy 1: Sure, that never gets old!
Waste Face by Uber Husky Swimmy Fishy November 15, 2011

waste o' face 

A person who has an attractive face but everything else about their appearance is not appealing.
"Damn did you see that fat bitch?"
"Ya, she probably weighs 1000 lbs"
"True but she had a pretty face"
"Ya, but she's a fucking waste o' face!"

NOTE: A waste o' face is only good for head

Before you creep on a girl you find on myspace/facebook, check to see if all her pics are head shots...if so... you might be dealing with a waste o' face.

waste o' face by Ryan Mannin May 30, 2008

Don’t waste your face 

When playing brass, this phrase means to quit playing so much so you don’t get tired.
“Hey! Quit playing all those scales right before recording. Don’t waste your face!

Waste of a face 

Someone who is hot, but also a jerk.
Deb: Wow that guy is a 10, it's too bad he's punching his own grandma.

Rose: Yeah that guy is a really waste of a face.
Waste of a face by MollDoll87 July 18, 2010

Face The Waste!! 

It's what you say to your friend when hes fucked up off drugs or alcoholic beverages or if he taps out from a session
Uuhh fuck that im good off that hash

Face The Waste!!

waste faced 

A state of belligerent drunkenness. Similar to wastey face except that it rhymes and is therefore harder to say when drunk, which is funny.
"'sup man, we gonna get waste faced this weekend?"
or when drunk, "Man, I am shhooo wassseete faceeed"
waste faced by Tyler H Cipriani December 26, 2008
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Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

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"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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murderhobo 

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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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