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wastey face mcgee 

Extremely intoxicated, no longer able to make rational decision, often leading to loss of control of bodily functions. Known to throw cups or shoes at roommate.
Bro 1: "Dude we had Taco Bell last night?"

Bro 2: "Yeah bro, you drove there don't you remember? You peed on the intercom."

Bro 1: "Oh man, I was so wastey face mcgee."

wasted face

The act of being completely drunk. What your face looks like after a long night of shots!
Vanessa:Hey Natalie, something looks different about you..... Did you cut your hair???

Natalie: no, hoe fo sho.... im freakin wasted face!

Vanessa: Lucky!
wasted face by nlkatlie September 23, 2007

Waste Face 

An expression achieved by tilting your head to the side, closing one eye, making an O shape with your mouth, and shaking your head quickly and repeatedly.

Ideal for distracting, confusing, and/or provoking others, or for simply getting attention.

Originally created at Ridley High School.
Guy 1: I wish this bus ride wasn't so boring.

Guy 2: How about we pass the time by giving the ol' waste face to random people on the sidewalk?

Guy 1: Sure, that never gets old!

WASTEY FACETY 

To become so drunk that you can not open your eyes open all way!
Amy was so wastey facety last night she ran into the garbage can!
WASTEY FACETY by Jt Martin November 5, 2007

pretty face wasted 

When a male or a female is really attractive but the public opinion of them is highly negative because they are just a shitty human being, typically due to the way they treat others.
Person 1 - "I don't see why everyone hates on Rebecca so much, she is fucking gorgeous."
Person 2 - "Yeah but she's pretty face wasted, I saw her tell a homeless veteran that he was disgusting and pepper sprayed him when he asked her for some change."
pretty face wasted by SirAlexWest January 27, 2015

Dog Face Wasted 

Getting so wasted that you have no idea whats going on. Normally it's just getting drunk with friends and have a great time.
'Hey how was last night?'

'I got so dog face wasted, I don't remember anything!'

'Well did you have a good time?'

'Best night of my life, let's get dog faced every weekend!'
Dog Face Wasted by Jenna Marbles November 6, 2011