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wastey face

adj- the state of being drunk or clearly intoxicated

noun- one who is prone to being drunk or intoxicated
1) To start Bucknell's House Party Weekend early, we are going wastey faced to all our classes on Friday!!!

2) When I'm a senior my life will be worthless and I'll just be another wastey face.
wastey face by yeaaaaaaaaaah April 21, 2006
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wastey face mcgee 

Extremely intoxicated, no longer able to make rational decision, often leading to loss of control of bodily functions. Known to throw cups or shoes at roommate.
Bro 1: "Dude we had Taco Bell last night?"

Bro 2: "Yeah bro, you drove there don't you remember? You peed on the intercom."

Bro 1: "Oh man, I was so wastey face mcgee."

wasted face

The act of being completely drunk. What your face looks like after a long night of shots!
Vanessa:Hey Natalie, something looks different about you..... Did you cut your hair???

Natalie: no, hoe fo sho.... im freakin wasted face!

Vanessa: Lucky!
wasted face by nlkatlie September 23, 2007

Waste Face 

An expression achieved by tilting your head to the side, closing one eye, making an O shape with your mouth, and shaking your head quickly and repeatedly.

Ideal for distracting, confusing, and/or provoking others, or for simply getting attention.

Originally created at Ridley High School.
Guy 1: I wish this bus ride wasn't so boring.

Guy 2: How about we pass the time by giving the ol' waste face to random people on the sidewalk?

Guy 1: Sure, that never gets old!
Waste Face by Uber Husky Swimmy Fishy November 15, 2011

WASTEY FACETY 

To become so drunk that you can not open your eyes open all way!
Amy was so wastey facety last night she ran into the garbage can!
WASTEY FACETY by Jt Martin November 5, 2007

pretty face wasted 

When a male or a female is really attractive but the public opinion of them is highly negative because they are just a shitty human being, typically due to the way they treat others.
Person 1 - "I don't see why everyone hates on Rebecca so much, she is fucking gorgeous."
Person 2 - "Yeah but she's pretty face wasted, I saw her tell a homeless veteran that he was disgusting and pepper sprayed him when he asked her for some change."
pretty face wasted by SirAlexWest January 27, 2015

Dog Face Wasted 

Getting so wasted that you have no idea whats going on. Normally it's just getting drunk with friends and have a great time.
'Hey how was last night?'

'I got so dog face wasted, I don't remember anything!'

'Well did you have a good time?'

'Best night of my life, let's get dog faced every weekend!'
Dog Face Wasted by Jenna Marbles November 6, 2011
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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