wastelock

Someone who listens to other people's problems unconditionally. The person who recieves all the venting from someone else.

Jimmy is the wastelock to all the Emo kids, he just sits there and nods like he understands!

by Buggeh September 6, 2005

wastebook

The popular social networking site that moonlights as a black hole for actual social activity.

Dude, how come John didn't come out tonight? He was updating his status on wastebook.

by Metz in San Francisco March 21, 2009

Wastebooking

When, after consuming copious amounts of alcohol, one proceeds to the popular social networking site Facebook. Upon arriving at said site, the intoxicated individual leaves many sporadic messages and comments that, if sober, would normally not be left. The contents of these messages usually include embellishments of the events surrounding the current drunken stupor, or are more commonly blunt confessions of emotion and opinion. Often times a blatant disregard for tact and social conformities is exhibited. This inebriated harassment may or may not be limited to close friends. In most circumstances, the aftermath of wastebooking is usually laughed off and is stored only in memory for recantation in any future gathering of said friends. This has evolved with time as technology has advanced. Earlier precursors stem from shouting drunken obscenities and more recently include drunk dialing and drunk texting.

Nick: “WTF was up with that message you left at 3 in the morning?”
Justin: “Oh yea, I got trashed yesterday and ended the night by wastebooking everyone.”

by NKClubTrill007 February 4, 2010

wastebooking

The act of writing semi-coherent messages on others' facebook walls whilst intoxicated.

I'm having a pretty bad night when I start wastebooking people I haven't seen since middle school.

by C Mag December 13, 2008

Westlock, AB

Westlock is a tiny town that thrives on drugs. There hasn't been much new blood in the town, therefore most people are related, and dating. It is a very small town, that hates Barrhead with every ounce of their being. Hockey games usually result in brawls. We do know how to party though, but only in the bush.

I got the best meth in Westlock, ab

by x-Westlockian December 1, 2010

wronghole whitelock

To do a wronghole whitelock is to accidently insert your manhood into an orifice of the female (or male!!) body that is nor designed to receive such a present

'oh alex' said zoe. 'i think you have just done a wronghole whitelock'

by Big Dave November 10, 2004

Wastebook

Common: Discovering how perfect other friends lives are through Facebook making you feel like a waste.

Alternative definitions:

1. Someone engrossed with the social mechanisms of Facebook. Miserably procrastination on facebook due to a lack of responsibilities or self interests.

2. Personal plethora of frequent Facebook sins.
Facebook sin, i.e. breaking social media norms.

3. Facebook pictures consisting solely of clubbing culture.

4. The Facebook masquerade of a perfect life.

1. I've done it agian! I've missed studying, scrolling through wastebook newsfeed!

2. Social sins of the form: Radical feminist posts, public displays of affection, inappropriate statuses, being a beg etc

3. Jessica's memory museum of clubbing photos is Wastebook gold standard.

by Cheeky_KONT May 26, 2015