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washbangled 

the haggard, confused, and discombobulated appearance of having just tumbled out of a washing machine. a common attribute of many lower-class English women in the Birmingham area.
A hungover vero staggered out of her room at the crack of noon looking rather snaggletoothed and washbangled...
washbangled by stank magee January 13, 2008
Similar to a wasteman, a washman is ‘has been’ wasteman. Usually incapable of making or organising plans and regularly fails be accepted in normal society.
Person 1: Hey there’s Jamal, should we invite him to our gathering?

Person 2: No he’s a washman.
Washman by Itrastiinks July 17, 2021

Washaniki 

The most random word on the whole entire earth. It can cause alcohol drinking problems in the eye, Cause horrible break ups, and rises Billy Mazes dead body from the grave and force oxyclean down your mouth.
Guy 1: Dude my girlfriend just cheated on me and now i i have that stupid alcohol drinking problem in my eye!

Guy 2: Crap im sorry, how could all this happen?

Guy 1: I said that word Washaniki.

Guy 2: You dumbass

"Billy Mazes dead body breaks in with an evil smile and shouts Buy OxyClean in the next 5 minutes and get another free, and forces oxyclean down their mouths, thus, killing them both.
Washaniki by numchuk July 1, 2009
A man who'se skin colour appears very white.
In other words has skin like a ginger, or burns easily without catching colour in the sun.
Notorious washmen are albino's. examples of washmen are robert pattinson and darnell swallow.
E.g Darnell swallow is a washman.
Washman by WoodDW September 24, 2011

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