Definitions by Itrastiinks

Washman 

Similar to a wasteman, a washman is ‘has been’ wasteman. Usually incapable of making or organising plans and regularly fails be accepted in normal society.

Person 1: Hey there’s Jamal, should we invite him to our gathering?

Person 2: No he’s a washman.

Washman by Itrastiinks July 17, 2021

Probsuction 

A sexual act involving a vacuum cleaner. Quite often self inflicted.

Person 1: Hey did you see the latest Avengers movie?
Person 2: No sorry I was at home with having a probsuction with my new dyson.

Probsuction by Itrastiinks July 17, 2021