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Gorilla Face Wash
When you are ready to blow your load in your girl and she wants it on her face instead, you get upset because you were just about to cum inside her.
Gorilla Face Wash by Wutthehill July 23, 2017
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face wash
An ice hockey term. When a player takes another player into the boards and rubs his sweaty smelly hockey glove all over the other player's face.
face wash by Colonel Hogan August 9, 2005
how about you look up another word while i go wash my face
how about you look up another word while i go wash my face by AAryn_ORtiz April 2, 2017
Wash Yo Face
The act of telling someone they need a attitude adjustment, and telling them to realize who their dealing with, and change their emotion.
Girl: I can't stand this hoe, who does she think she is! I'd whoop her ass in a heart beat!
Girl 2: Bitch, wash yo face!
Girl 2: Bitch, wash yo face!
Wash Yo Face by BossAssBytch January 5, 2014
german face wash
Guy 1:hey mike your face looks really clean today, whats up?. Guy 2:yeah I gave myself a german face wash earlier. Guy 1:(........
german face wash by bruceO.o December 7, 2010
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Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.