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wartophile

a person who is literally OBSSESED with warts- like in a really gross way.
stop being such a wartophile.”
wartophile by prude101 August 24, 2022
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cartophile 

n. One who greatly admires and enjoys maps.
Only a cartophile would spend seven hours browsing and admiring maps.
cartophile by Brad November 4, 2004

wormophile 

Someone with fetish for worms.
Person 1 : What did you just do with the worm
Person 2 : It just came inside me
Person 1 : You are a gay wormophile.
wormophile by Okabe Kyouma April 7, 2021

Fartophile 

To like farts, To be Ian.
Ian is a Fartophile.
Fartophile by rawrPhile September 19, 2012

Westophile 

A person who retains an unhealthy obsession with America and Western culture, typically ignoring or even shunning their own racial and cultural identity. Many westophiles talk in butchered English with the 8 or so words they know (i.e. sexy, beautiful, vagina). While westophiles claim to love and support American culture, counter intuitively, they tend to stereotype Western culture by how it appears in their social media feeds, which can be safely assumed to be cringeworthy to all observers.

Basically a reverse weeaboo
(Sidenote: this includes Canadian and European cultures, but due to its nature, the differences are missed by westophiles.)
"Look dude, this renaissance lady painting has a comment section of Indian kids catcalling her. And like barely in english."

"Yeah dude they're westophiles. You'd do the same thing to a picture of Sakura when you were 12."

"Hey how about fuck you, dude."
Westophile by CrashJay June 25, 2019

wankophile

It's when one has an obsession with jacking someone off or self masturbation while idoizing the infatuation for tits.
Yo, my brother's friend spent the night lastnight!Geez! Never again, he's such a wankophile!
wankophile by C r e a t o r ☆ April 18, 2018

wardophile 

The act of loving/have loved/will love, one old obese Caucasian gentlemen who goes by the alias, Ward. In the summer of 2005 it was suggested that he had adopted paedophile tendencies and was attempting to lure a particular individual into his grasp. She was reluctant at first but finally caved into his seductive demands. They now live happily with their 7 children in Vancouver.
"My God, she is such a wardophile, she hasn't stopped drooling ever since he got here"
wardophile by iqblok November 22, 2006
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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