Warmgasm 

1. The surge of good feeling that shoots through your body when you have been standing in the cold all day and you go in a heated house or building.

2. The comfortable feeling after exiting the shower, drying yourself off, and going under a big blanket.

After freezing his ass off waiting for a cab, Joe went inside the Coffee shop and had a Warmgasm.

I was camping and had to piss in the middle of the night, I then proceed to enter my sleeping bag and have a Warmgasm.

Warmgasm by Lord Dolin of Olde December 18, 2008

Warmgasm 

The feeling of intense satisfaction in feeling warm after being outrageously cold for a period of time.

It was freezing outside but it's hella warm in here. I'm getting a major warmgasm.

Warmgasm by Tara_Aime November 3, 2010

warmgasm 

The feeling you get when you enter a warm room after being in a cold room.

bro, I just had a warmgasm

warmgasm by Fantastic_Nothing October 1, 2019

Wargasm 

Wargasm... The result of not having intercourse for months at at time; while deployed to war; and then finally returning home and having amazing, hard stress relieving (quick) sex.

Jordan: "man that 9 month deployment to the Stan was rough!"

Zach: "yeah? what was the worst part?"

Jordan: "To be honest probabley not having sex... But dont worry I took care of that last night... Destroyed Mary Jane Rotten Crotch "

Zach: "That good huh?"

Jordan: "Yeah it was quick... But I had a real good Wargasm, don't think she'll be walking for a while!"

Wargasm by Sapper Daddy1 January 12, 2013

Wargasm  

The feeling of testostrone mixing with sadism and a mental orgasm, generally does not leave lovestains in your jeans.
This can happen when holding a wicked sword built for actual use, caressing a bitchin' gun, or any weapon for that matter.
It can happen after oblitorating a target/enemy with a vicious attack that completely rocks the room.
You may have a wargasm after witnessing sheer badass combat, such as watching 300, the best of UFC, ect.
On another note, a wargasm also occurs during these things if said thing lasts long enough for the body to fully process and fully grip HOW MUCH FUCKING DAMAGE THAT SORRY BASTARD JUST TOOK!!! (Veins popping out of temples with relish and emphasis)

-I think I just had a Wargasm and it was beautiful.

-"I think im about to have a Wargasm, someone get a mop and bucket!" (WHOOOSH!!!) "HAAaaaa...." *twitch, twitch*

-This sword just gave me a woody, and then I had a Wargasm, its as Wargasmic as that paintball gun I saw last night...

-DUUUDE!!! THAT POINT BLANK SHOTGUN TO THE MOUTH OUT OF NOWHERE JUST GAVE ME A WARGASM!!! FUCK THAT WAS NICE!

-300 gives me multiple Wargasms, that guy is a fuckin badass, it redefined warrior for me!

-Did you see that fight last night? It was Wargasmic!

-WAAAAA!! HAAA! DID YOU!?! AAAAAAH! I THINK IM GONNA...(falls down convulsing as wet spot appears near crotch.)

Wargasm by Source: Brennan Cox, July 8, 2007

French and Indian Wargasm 

It's that thing when a French person and an Indian person are having sex, but then a British person requests a threesome and totally conquers the bedroom, having the greatest orgasm of all.

Did you hear about Dorothea? She totally gave Sitting Bull and Pepe a run for their money in an epic French and Indian Wargasm.

French and Indian Wargasm by plikesbiscuits August 15, 2011

wargasmic 

adj. of or relating to wargasm. >able to achieve wargasm.
- DERIVATIVES wargasmically adv. wargastic adj. wargastically. adv.

"The helicopter scene in 'Apocalypse Now' when they played Wagner, was totally wargasmic."

wargasmic by Dick Splash February 28, 2005