43 definitions by Dick Splash

limey

A Brit in Americans eyes.

That limey bastard just poured my beer warm.

by Dick Splash August 17, 2003

mothersucker

Motherfucker.

Dave didn't want to embarass his grandmother so he said, " Pass the ketchup, mothersucker".

by Dick Splash August 17, 2003

jap's eye

Right there on the top of your dick. Out of it comes come and piss.

Aimed his jap's eye right at her throat and gave her a pearl necklace.

by Dick Splash November 8, 2003

Fornicate

To slam the jam, in polite, conservative company.

"I say, would you like to fornicate?"

by Dick Splash November 10, 2003

fucker

What you become after you have sex for the first time.

"Hey, I fucked Susie last night so now I'm a fucker. What did she mean when she said I haven't come yet?"

by Dick Splash January 2, 2004

fucker

Member of a union who whines and complains like a little girl.

Read your job description, fucker.

by Dick Splash September 13, 2003

golf

More than a game, it is a habitual endeavor that takes precedence over work and friends. A perpetual quest for improvement. A sport for athletes as they get older and realize their limitations. A pleasure beyond definition. Played by yourself, with a partner or in a group. Worse than drugs and better than a first time fuck.

Golf is the game of intergalactic champions. Surpassed by nothing. Takes priority over all, except being naked with the wife. She loves golf too.

by Dick Splash November 10, 2003