Wargasm... The result of not having intercourse for months at at time; while deployed to war; and then finally returning home and having amazing, hard stress relieving (quick) sex.
Jordan: "man that 9 month deployment to the Stan was rough!"
Zach: "yeah? what was the worst part?"
Jordan: "To be honest probabley not having sex... But dont worry I took care of that last night... Destroyed Mary Jane Rotten Crotch "
Zach: "That good huh?"
Jordan: "Yeah it was quick... But I had a real good Wargasm, don't think she'll be walking for a while!"
Zach: "yeah? what was the worst part?"
Jordan: "To be honest probabley not having sex... But dont worry I took care of that last night... Destroyed Mary Jane Rotten Crotch "
Zach: "That good huh?"
Jordan: "Yeah it was quick... But I had a real good Wargasm, don't think she'll be walking for a while!"
by Sapper Daddy1 January 12, 2013
An orgasm achieved from coitus with the carcasses of enemies which one has slaughtered. Frequently experienced by the protagonists of songs by the American death metal band Cannibal Corpse.
by CrotchCarver February 07, 2009
After playing 14 straight hours of playing CoD 4, I had this HUGE and amazing wargasm that lasted the rest of the night.
by My Little Pony Rules May 20, 2008
A term used by war video game players, particularly Call of Duty and Battlefield nerds. A 'Wargasm' is supposedly an orgasmic sensation felt when a player goes on a rampage or killing spree. Nerds claim to shout or scream when they get 'Wargasms' and they also claim that the sensation enables them to get multiple kills in a short time.
Nerd #1: "I just got 5 kills!"
Nerd #2: "Wow! Did you get a wargasm?"
Nerd #1: "Yeah I just got a really long wargasm!"
Nerd #2: "Wow! Did you get a wargasm?"
Nerd #1: "Yeah I just got a really long wargasm!"
by Jiggaman 777 August 18, 2010
by Gadgeuk October 22, 2008
by Mr. 3nigma July 30, 2010
A sensation experienced by republicans in the heat of a patriotic debate in which they irrationally demand that the country go to war, despite what they hear, or see, or what their best intelligence indicates.
While it is important to note that democrats also have the ability to wargasm, it is too a much less degree and requires hours of prior stimulation.
While it is important to note that democrats also have the ability to wargasm, it is too a much less degree and requires hours of prior stimulation.
hey, did you hear about Bush's war on terror? sounds ambitious.
nah man, I heard he said it while having a wargasm. Don't worry about it. I'm sure America's political and military infrastructure will be fine.
nah man, I heard he said it while having a wargasm. Don't worry about it. I'm sure America's political and military infrastructure will be fine.
by dranachronism2 May 09, 2011