dog warming

It's kind of like Global Warming but instead of greenhouse gasses destroying the atmosphere, a lapdog destroys the sense of coldness in your lap

My dog is the number 1 reason for dog warming

by uNiCoRnLooP April 02, 2016

warm dog

its when you put ur dick in a microwave and heat it up for 30 seconds

oh no that boy gave him self a warm dog

by Skyblue20199 July 10, 2024

Warm dog

When you have an uncontrollable love of both food and sex to the point where you are left with no choice to combine your passions.
This leads to the logical choice of putting a hotdog up the anus of your chosen partner, but in the interest of not wanting to waste food, proceeding to eat said hotdog afterwards; at this point it has become a warm dog

I was so horny and hungry last night, as usual, so I decided to give Sarah a warm dog

by Whitedove9 December 08, 2016