war helmet
war helmet by Quagmire April 3, 2003
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Grandpa's War Helmet
I've been watching you all night. Are ya interested in seeing grandpa's war helmet? Get away ya perv.
I'm done showering at the gym. I'm surrounded by grandpa's war helmets in there. I'm afraid ones creeping on me.
I'm done showering at the gym. I'm surrounded by grandpa's war helmets in there. I'm afraid ones creeping on me.
Grandpa's War Helmet by Eaton Holgoode March 17, 2017
russian war helmet
this is a really nasty surprise to the unsuspecting victim in wich you place your balls on their forehead and errection down their nose and ejaculate on thier face resembling a roman helmet but seamen has rushed out on to the victims face
last nite after my girl passed out I gave her a russian war helmet I was only aiming for a roman helmet but i got a little excited and it kinda rushed out
russian war helmet by skyjack_fixer@yahoo.com October 11, 2007
mushroom war helmet
the head of a dick as it is layed down the bridge of ones nost as the face protection of a war helmet be it norman,trojan,roman,or whatever helmet in wich involving the shaft of an errection on ones nose.
oooooh check out this ,
a passed out chick,
hey Ill giv her a roman helmet and when you take a picture make sure you get a good shot of the mushroom war helmet.
a passed out chick,
hey Ill giv her a roman helmet and when you take a picture make sure you get a good shot of the mushroom war helmet.
mushroom war helmet by skyjack_fixer@yahoo.com March 18, 2008
Dirty War Helmet
A polite way to reference having a case of shit dick after having anal sex with an unprepared partner.
My wife wanted to blow me as soon as I walked in the house but I had a dirty war helmet after having a nooner with my coworker so I ran straight to the shower.
A bad case of smegma only added to the allure of my dirty war helmet.
Never go ass to mouth with a dirty war helmet.
A bad case of smegma only added to the allure of my dirty war helmet.
Never go ass to mouth with a dirty war helmet.
Dirty War Helmet by Dick Onchin October 22, 2020
Roman war helmet
when the male places his balls on the female's forehead, then lays his penis downward so the head is past the tip of her nose.
Roman war helmet by tony January 26, 2004
trojan war helmet
a position in which a man positions his balls over the girls eyes and his penis along her nose to resemble a trojan war helmet
trojan war helmet by BMW March 30, 2003
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