war helmet

putting an erected cock and balls over a girls head preferably after a BJ.

I made that ho wear a huge war helmet after she gave my unit a thurough licking.

by Quagmire April 3, 2003

Grandpa's War Helmet

A colloquial expression referencing the penile cock head of an old, perverted male.

I've been watching you all night. Are ya interested in seeing grandpa's war helmet? Get away ya perv.

I'm done showering at the gym. I'm surrounded by grandpa's war helmets in there. I'm afraid ones creeping on me.

by Eaton Holgoode March 17, 2017

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russian war helmet

this is a really nasty surprise to the unsuspecting victim in wich you place your balls on their forehead and errection down their nose and ejaculate on thier face resembling a roman helmet but seamen has rushed out on to the victims face

last nite after my girl passed out I gave her a russian war helmet I was only aiming for a roman helmet but i got a little excited and it kinda rushed out

by skyjack_fixer@yahoo.com September 28, 2007

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mushroom war helmet

the head of a dick as it is layed down the bridge of ones nost as the face protection of a war helmet be it norman,trojan,roman,or whatever helmet in wich involving the shaft of an errection on ones nose.

oooooh check out this ,
a passed out chick,
hey Ill giv her a roman helmet and when you take a picture make sure you get a good shot of the mushroom war helmet.

by skyjack_fixer@yahoo.com March 19, 2008

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Dirty War Helmet

A polite way to reference having a case of shit dick after having anal sex with an unprepared partner.

My wife wanted to blow me as soon as I walked in the house but I had a dirty war helmet after having a nooner with my coworker so I ran straight to the shower.

A bad case of smegma only added to the allure of my dirty war helmet.

Never go ass to mouth with a dirty war helmet.

by Dick Onchin October 22, 2020

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