Quagmire's definitions

war helmet

putting an erected cock and balls over a girls head preferably after a BJ.

I made that ho wear a huge war helmet after she gave my unit a thurough licking.

by Quagmire April 3, 2003

canadian shotgun

Drinking a canned beverage (Beer) shotgun style, however with the can fully vertical, instead of tilting your head and can. Invented by the men of Delta Upsilon

Drinking a canned beverage (Beer) shotgun style, however with the can fully vertical, instead of tilting your head and can.

by Quagmire July 6, 2004

indiana bullwhip

An Indiana Bullwhip is when you shit in a tubesock, tie it, and hit someone with it.

Dude! Look at this streak on my face from that Indiana Bullwhip!

by Quagmire May 13, 2005