Definitions by BMW

pariable 

A proverb, parable, or short saying that contains variables inserted for the verbs and nouns.

Here is a pariable about success and failure: "Remember, even great directors like Tim Burton still make the occasional Planet of the Apes."

pariable by bmw June 9, 2011

lesbometer 

lesbian meter, (similar to gaydar)

pronounced like 'odometer' or 'altimeter', this word is that certain "spidey sense" that lesbians are present

"When I saw those two women talking my lesbometer went nuts."

lesbometer by bmw March 1, 2005

sugar cookie 

When a woman sits on the beach in a bikini (or nude) and sand accumulates on her buttocks. Named after the actual bakers confection.

Gonna get me a sugar cookie...

sugar cookie by bmw February 14, 2005

grumble cakes 

A tasty snack treat coveted by Strong Bad, but stolen from under his nose by Homestar Runner when he got SB to say something stupid.

Only liars and thieves eat grumble cakes, and those people go to prison.

Just ask the cheat.

grumble cakes by BMW March 10, 2004

stoners

good people who dont have to escape drugs by turning to reality

Cheers to stoners everywhere

stoners by BMW February 18, 2004

Meeve 

Meeve is an evil entity. Nobody knows his identity.

Everybody run!!! The Meeve is coming!!!

Meeve by BMW September 29, 2003

trojan war helmet

a position in which a man positions his balls over the girls eyes and his penis along her nose to resemble a trojan war helmet

steve was fuckin around with chelsea and rocked a trojan war helmet on her

trojan war helmet by BMW March 30, 2003