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Wanktitus
Wanktitus or wank fever is is a common illness in which someone spends one or more days recovering in bed with cartoons, cups of tea, spare batteries, tissues and pornographic material at the ready. Symptoms may include a clear or white puss and fatigue. Wanktitus is most common in 16- 25 year olds and is often caused by alcohol and or drug abuse, sleep deprivation, Call of Duty and lack of vagina.
Related Words
wankytits • Wankatite • wankitis • wanktit • Wanktitus • wankytoss • wacky titties • Wanky biscuit • wanky shit sausage • wanky tip
wankitis
A disease of the shoulder(pain)from taking several breaks and enjoying the natural free high of the wank.
wankitis by Dolphan Denny August 25, 2008
wanktit
wanktit by Charazander May 8, 2016
wankytoss
wankytoss by harlequinsmad July 1, 2016
Wankatite
You ruined my wankatite!
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