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Wanktitus or wank fever is is a common illness in which someone spends one or more days recovering in bed with cartoons, cups of tea, spare batteries, tissues and pornographic material at the ready. Symptoms may include a clear or white puss and fatigue. Wanktitus is most common in 16- 25 year olds and is often caused by alcohol and or drug abuse, sleep deprivation, Call of Duty and lack of vagina.
''Dammnnn, I think I caught wanktitus off that fridged girl''
Wanktitus by xcronenx July 26, 2012
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wankitis 

A disease of the shoulder(pain)from taking several breaks and enjoying the natural free high of the wank.
Can't play softball tonite, cause I have wankitis.
wankitis by Dolphan Denny August 25, 2008
Josh is being such a wanktit today
wanktit by Charazander May 8, 2016

wankytoss 

When everything goes wrong, it's wankytoss
The bus is late, that is wankytoss
wankytoss by harlequinsmad July 1, 2016

Wankatite 

You ruined my wankatite!
Wankatite by wtfumean June 4, 2019

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
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