wankytits

(1)Express dismay at a crucial moment (2)Lovingly name your cat on Tuesday

(1)Wankytits! I lost my jizzbucket down a manhole. Somebody stop me!
(2)Hmmm...let me see...felix, no...james...no...bastard...today is tuesday...ah,wankytits.

by @ last! May 8, 2003

Wanktitus

Wanktitus or wank fever is is a common illness in which someone spends one or more days recovering in bed with cartoons, cups of tea, spare batteries, tissues and pornographic material at the ready. Symptoms may include a clear or white puss and fatigue. Wanktitus is most common in 16- 25 year olds and is often caused by alcohol and or drug abuse, sleep deprivation, Call of Duty and lack of vagina.

''Dammnnn, I think I caught wanktitus off that fridged girl''

by xcronenx July 26, 2012

wankitis

A disease of the shoulder(pain)from taking several breaks and enjoying the natural free high of the wank.

Can't play softball tonite, cause I have wankitis.

by Dolphan Denny August 25, 2008

wanktit

An arrogant pussy boy

Josh is being such a wanktit today

by Charazander May 8, 2016

wankytoss

When everything goes wrong, it's wankytoss

The bus is late, that is wankytoss

by harlequinsmad July 1, 2016

Wankatite

The level of desire to masturbate

You ruined my wankatite!

by wtfumean June 4, 2019