wankytoss

When everything goes wrong, it's wankytoss

The bus is late, that is wankytoss

by harlequinsmad July 1, 2016

Wanktoss

Wanktoss is a derivative of 'Wank' (derived from wanker) and 'toss' (derived from tosser). Both are verbs that mean pretty much the same thing: 'to masturbate'. However, when these two words become Wanktoss it can be used in noun form as an insult or as an exclaimation of pain or annoyance.

Steve: Hey, did you see Hank's hair today?
James: Yeah that guy is such a Wanktoss!



Steve: Wanktoss, my fucking computer froze again!

by Cyclopian June 11, 2008

wankytits

(1)Express dismay at a crucial moment (2)Lovingly name your cat on Tuesday

(1)Wankytits! I lost my jizzbucket down a manhole. Somebody stop me!
(2)Hmmm...let me see...felix, no...james...no...bastard...today is tuesday...ah,wankytits.

by @ last! May 8, 2003

wanktobsween

origin: ricterland

an involuntary queef that usually sneaks out of fairly stinky vaginas

last weekend wankstoween came over splashed a donker on my pet tiger named fish

by its me tobert shanks July 29, 2004

Wanktosser

A wanktosser is a person who is a bit of a dickhead

Charlie you are a wanktosser

by Geoooo March 9, 2020