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Wanktoss is a derivative of 'Wank' (derived from wanker) and 'toss' (derived from tosser). Both are verbs that mean pretty much the same thing: 'to masturbate'. However, when these two words become Wanktoss it can be used in noun form as an insult or as an exclaimation of pain or annoyance.
Steve: Hey, did you see Hank's hair today?
James: Yeah that guy is such a Wanktoss!



Steve: Wanktoss, my fucking computer froze again!
Wanktoss by Cyclopian June 11, 2008
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wankytits 

(1)Express dismay at a crucial moment (2)Lovingly name your cat on Tuesday
(1)Wankytits! I lost my jizzbucket down a manhole. Somebody stop me!
(2)Hmmm...let me see...felix, no...james...no...bastard...today is tuesday...ah,wankytits.
wankytits by @ last! May 8, 2003

wanktobsween 

origin: ricterland

an involuntary queef that usually sneaks out of fairly stinky vaginas
last weekend wankstoween came over splashed a donker on my pet tiger named fish

Wanktosser 

A wanktosser is a person who is a bit of a dickhead
Charlie you are a wanktosser
Wanktosser by Geoooo March 9, 2020

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
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Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
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