synonymous with masturbating although wanksterbating is often associated with having the volume all the way up on the porno because nobody else is home.

Well all of my roommates are home for the weekend, looks like I have a loud few days of wanksterbating ahead of me.

Yesterday I came home from class and before I even got in the apartment I could hear Justin wanksterbating.

wanksterbating by travismofonasty November 21, 2011

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Workstabating

The process of looking buisy at your desk when your supervisor comes around while doing absolutly nothing constructive

Dude my boss snuck up on me today and totally caught me workstabating.

or i had to come up with a workstabation plan today the boss was doing the rounds

Workstabating by Eyesatmidnight April 3, 2009

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wanksterbating

The act of masturbation whilst under the influence of any sense-enhancing drug (wanksterbate).

Combines the rich feeling of masturbation with the raw satisfaction of wanking.

Person 1: I do like a good wank, but also a bit of masturbation.

Person 2: Hey, you should try wanksterbating, it's really something else.

wanksterbating by HapaxHog September 16, 2013

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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